Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Aristotle (亚里斯多德): To actualize its potential.

Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads. (Yea.. he's right!!)

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. (Hahaha.. I like this one)

Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. (LOL... Freudian..)

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. (this is rather silly)

Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. (I like this..!!!)

B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will. (Behaviourism.. Hmm.. i dont like : P)

Wittgenstein: The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.

Molly Yard: It was a hen! (a feminist..)

Voltaire: I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren't invented yet

Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he's no chicken

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts (LMAO.. true!!)
Because he had no body to cross with him

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's feet
(I love this one!!! simple, logical yet ... hilarious!!!)

Well, I hope this does destress or entertain at least some of you.. especially those who never come to this "why did the chicken cross the road" joke riddles : D


ck said...

bt sum need 2 know them only can un loh...

Jocelyn said...

Jocelyn: Because he/she was approaching to somewhere he/she wanna go lo?

huibee said...

yaya..!! that's why I picked only some of the famous and common ones..

not creative la weh.. : P
it's actually a joke, like those funny riddles we have in mandarin ar...
very fai one..

jocelyn said...

hahaha... then I got 1...
I heard from someone 1...
cause the chicken wanna go KFC!!!
Hahaha... probably you also know d...

sushiking said...


huibee said...

no problem : ) : )

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